After our first lesson (SPH 101), I invite you to my house for some afterschool learning. You have the smallest **** in the whole class, so I decide to humiliate you. I pull out my giant **** and remind you just how much better a big **** is compared to your little thing. I bounce it in front of your face while comparing it to my smallest *****. I lay down to give you a visual demonstration on just how much a massive **** can ***.