I'm so excited to finally **** you. I tease you with my ***, dreamily talking about how big your **** is going to be. I climb on top of you, ready to enjoy your thick shaft... before realising your **** is TINY. I try my best to ride it, but it looks even smaller next to my ***. Frustrated, I call up your friend and get HIM to **** me instead. I ride his big **** while reminding you how worthless small **** losers are, until your friend **** in my *****.