I hear you bigging yourself up in front of your sleazy friends in the club so decide to take you home and see what you're really packing. To my massive disappointment, you pull out a tiny, pathetic little **** that wouldn't even get past my *** cheeks. I laugh and ridicule you, but realise that it's making your tiny thing twitch with pleasure. I decide to insult and tease you with my fat *** and give you a *** countdown. You can barely even do that right, so it's time for me to go back to the club and **** one of your friends hehe. A whole lot of big talk for someone with such a SMALL ****.